I might think she's beautiful. LIke, pretty much the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world, even if she's no longer the last beautiful girl in the world.

But I still don't want to hear her pee.

"Oh," I say, and that comes with images of her...you know...wet. And naked. I'm pretty sure I'm blushing. "Yeah," I say, clearing my throat. "I could do that."